A New Story

 A devotee stood and worshiped his God all nights for two years, but to no avail. Bhakta tried this time by standing on one foot.

He stood and worshiped for a year. Bhagavan appeared pleased.
— "Say, devotee, what do you want?"
The devotee happily said — “Lord, you. I have received your darshan, that is enough and I don't want anything."
God—"Hey, don't be shy. Tell me dear! I want to give you 4 boons.”
Bhakta — "How can I disrespect you when you are so pleased to give so much?"

God — "Yes, tell me, what do you want?"
Bhakta— "Lord, arrange a job for me."
Bhagwan- "Tathastu vatsa. Now tell me what is the second choice?"
Bhakta — "May I always have a bag with me, and the bag be full of money."
God - "I have given, tell me what else I want."
Devotee - "Lord, I would be very happy if you give me a big car."
God - "Granted, now tell me the fourth and last wish."

Devotee - "And in that car may I get a new woman every day."
God - "Go, I have given everything. May your welfare be good, son."
Bhakta is now the conductor of the ladies bus.
And, every night, he flexes his hand to put a good punch on God's face.